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Thursday 10 October 2013

CHANGE MY NAME


                                   
I didn’t want to talk about this because out of my five fingers, if am pointing one to you, the remaining four is coming back to me my dear friends. This is the wahala how can I be seeing different change of name that is not official.


  Yes! If they were nick names that’s quite acceptable but no, they are not these are real names becoming fake and I do not even know if the individuals do actually change too personally.
      Well it didn’t occur to me before but now am actually realising it, would I also call that swag or do I call it a trend because how do you please explain the christening of a child after eight days and the child is named TOLA  and that same day rituals were being performed o, or how do you explain that of the Ibo child too which after three months he is given a name and on top of that them go chop rice o, drink mineral then in fact put offering for the pikin only for 18 years later whether na book cause am o I can not really tell because I was just wondering if our heroes of blessed memory had changed the spelling of his name by contrasting vowel and consonants I wonder o.


              My people at all at all na in bad pass am not joking oo how can I name my child TOLA  only for me to see at the back of wetin they call customised clothe you will see THORLAR biko ndi obodo Nigeria where that one take relate. Before I know say change of name is done officially either in newspaper but this on is done on Twitter and facebook.


           In conclusion, me too have a changed name but is it swag or trend. But no matter what still rep your country by not using unnecessary consonants and vowels say wetin happen.
Love ya.

TWALE TO GOD


I write with tears In my eyes because it was actually a song that inspired my writing this post. Although am not ashamed of the gospel, heard the song titled twale. 
           Twale means a kind of salutation used in greeting an area father like a kind of respect but in this case the artiste was giving respect to the one who sees everything and no one has seen him.
               I can not but imagine that am alive you can search and download the song to understand what I mean like actually am so important I remember my primary school when am asked to recite the times table and because I haven’t memorised it well I would be so scarred that if peradventure am unable to recite this thing na cane be that oo and you know the funny thing about this is that if the teacher now says we should recite row by row to save time I would just heave  a sign of relief  because of cuz I would mumble the figures  na. 
      say wetin happen but if it is one after each other my dear friends and well wishers na  gobe oo but you can imagine when it was about to reach you and the bell rings for the next class I can see you breathe and say hmm na God save me.
      But as little as I was then I would still wish I could change to  a bird or nylon to be free from reciting the times table but not until now I realised am actually created a MAN do you know what that means not only does it mean you the highest creature of living things, you different different from non-living thing and you have people of your kind which has not been in extinction.
To this alone I say kabiyesi olu orun I was made to give you TWALE!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

ACTIVATOR

TRY TO BE LIKE THE TURTLE- AT EASE IN YOUR OWN SHELL.
                                                                     
                                                                                        Bill Copeland

Wednesday 9 October 2013

DUROSOKE PLEASE


     Heard his name means my wealth has come meaning Olamide, a first glance at his music you would know Olamide no come play for the music industry. Meanwhile,  Olamide’s fusion of the Yoruba dialect into music has not only endeared many to the language but has also made non speakers to fall in love with the language.
I know you love him, but he loves youtube not to worry I wouldn’t want to jeopardize my career now before una go finish me say he is worth$$$$ than my boyfriend lol.
Make the thing come down or stay up that is the lyrics because my little cousin has been singing the song endlessly to my ear . just like this if you haven’t heard biko do listen  to it, its lovely
                                     Badoo says shey ko wa le ko durosoke 2x
Instead of writing it the bad way like the Nigerian banana please I have repented and so whatever thing should be held up or thrown down has to be good so for me I have picked out the best which is :
Petrol price- shey ko wa le or durosoke

Basmati Rice –shey ko wa le or ko durosoke

Asuu strike- shey ko wa le or durosoke

Cost of Eduucation-shey ko wa le or ko durosoke

Power of Naira-shey ko wa le or durosoke

Cost of living in Nigeria-shey ko wa le or durosoke

Cost of Bentley car-shey ko wa le or durosoke

Government’s salary including allowances-shey ko wa le 

Well am exhausted you can add your own which should wa le or durosoke and be careful of the choices you make you never can tell the future is in our hands.
Let’s do this 2015 is for real. God bless Nigeria.




ACTIVATOR

IT IS DURING OUR DARKEST MOMENTS THAT WE MUST FOCUS TO SEE THE LIGHT.

                                                                                    Aristotle Onassis.

Tuesday 8 October 2013

ACTIVATOR

BE KIND WHENEVER POSSIBLE. IT IS ALWAYS POSSIBLE.
                                                                     DALAI LAMA.

Monday 7 October 2013

ACTIVATOR

Believe that life is worth living and your belief would help create the facts.
                                                 
                                                                           WILLIAM JAMES.

Sunday 6 October 2013

Nigerian Banana


   Not until recently I got to understand what banana means in Nigeria. I so much love music and this love also spreads to the Nigerian music industry which is booming as it is evident that the talented ones smile to the bank as seen on their social media pages as they share photos of their new gadgets or some papers. 
      Anyways it’s a good thing that talents now pays in Nigeria let me switch to my pidgin tone.
Abeg o,na quietly I sit don for outside my compound eating banana with groundnut when a small boy just came to stand in front of me, singing and dancing even called me my first name without adding “aunty” as a sign of respect o ,he said kane chop banana,chop banana I smiled and said of cuz  am eating banana Chukwudi he further switched to another song 
 
    chop banana till you go yo, chop banana till you go yo 2x

    until then I never knew what he was saying,but my girlfriend just walked closed and shouted at Chukwudi common would you shut up there nonsense boy. I was surprised at the way my friend disrupted the poor boy from having fun singing for me. So when he left angrily, I turned to my friend and asked why would you stop the boy from playing? Haba na wa for you o.
she smiled and said well habatically, the word “Banana” which you are eating is not the same banana Chukwudi is asking you to eat till you are full. I said oti o meaning no way what other meaning can banana have again biko. She laughed at my ignorance to which I was already losing interest at her explanation. Well,she said finally banana means the male reproductive organ and to be full means that you are pregnant in other words ,Chukwudi is asking you to eat the male reproductive organ which is s*x till you yo is pregnant. Well what can I say than to open my mouth wide. Can I close it?
To be continued…    
              
    
                                Have a lovely week.

GARRI MOST ACCESSIBLE FOOD IN NIGERIA.


                                             All na packaging in Jenifa’s voice.
      






Do you know garri  did not do advert but it sells faster than Bentley sef. please if you a Nigerian am sure you know what garri means by now but to non Nigerians lemme explain better. Garri is also  known as cassava flakes with no preservative or addictive needed.
     So, to my people let me continue a typical day with garri would make your belly full then why do I want to kill myself to eat Chinese rice or better still meat pie when I can get any kind of garri be it ijebu, garri pupa that is ibo garri, I can still enjoy  the same. To enjoy your garri after  working hard or you hungry, even if you  can not afford five hundred naira a day not to worry, with 100 naira max sure you have garri.
       Here’s how to buy it, garri itself is twenty naira, then with groundnut fresh one o , then with sugar optional sha then if you rich you add milk that is ten naira  then with ice water my dear food is ready o!





To be continued…lol.